"I CAN PUT THEM IN MY POCKET OR SIT ON THEM WITHOUT WORRYING"

"THE CORD WORKS WITH HELMETS, PONYTAILS AND HATS, MAKING OMBRAZ GREAT FOR MULTI-SPORT PEOPLE"

"NEARLY WEIGHTLESS - NEARLY INDESTRUCTIBLE"

"THE ONLY THING SIDEARMS ARE GOOD FOR IS BREAKING & PINCHING YOUR HEAD"

"THEY'VE QUICKLY BECOME A FAVORITE PIECE OF GEAR. YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW ANNOYING SIDEARMS ARE UNTIL THEY'RE GONE"

"OMBRAZ PROVE ARMLESS SUNGLASSES ARE THE FUTURE - THEY DISAPPEAR ON MY FACE"

"SUNGLASSES WITHOUT ARMS ARE SURPRISINGLY AWESOME"

"OMBRAZ ARMLESS SUNGLASSES ARE - WITHOUT COMPETITION - THE BEST PAIR OF SHADES I'VE WORN"